"Hey Colb, you need to pick up all those army guys in your room....they're everywhere."
"Colb. Now."
"And Colb - the brown playdoh? for the army guys? Can you pick all that up too, please."
"That's not playdoh, Mommy."
"Whatever. Just pick up all the stuff on your floor. And where'd you get the brown playdoh, anyway?"
"It's not playdoh. It's a poop ball. And it just fell out."
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Oh my god, I cannot stop laughing! He is such a boy!
Jaime
"...squinched up your face and did a little dance,
You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants"
I just remembered, last week charlotte hopped in the car after school with the big announcement that there was a 'ball of poop' in the libary, 'JUST SITTING THERE!'
I told her it probably just fell out of someone's pants.
It just amazes how something like that could happen. Like, did Colby or the kid in the library shift their underwear out of the way to let the thing drop? did they have to shake their leg to let it roll down? Was there a line of poo down their leg? DID THEY KNOW THAT WHAT THEY WERE DOING WAS DISGUSTING??
Boys. Just totally different.
yep. I think they 'gambled and lost' and then it sort of rolled out of the undies...ball forming as it rolled.
It will probably be that thing the kid in the library will think about forever, 'did anyone know it was me??'
I never really thought I'd have this much to say about poop.
Your poor son! This will be more embarrassing for him than any of the "naked on the toilet" or "smiling in the bathtub" photos you might show to his friends when he's a teenager :)
Boys definitely are a species unto themselves!
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